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Friday, May 21, 2004

Step 2 and a half: Oops I forgot

A lot of times I forget stuff and this is one of those times. I just realized you all need help understanding how to use the power of the Step Up!® program in your everyday lives, e.g. when your at a kegger, sky diving, buying a birthday gift for your 125 year old Grammy all these situations and many more can be made better just by Stepping Up!®. Sure you could just mow the lawn but imagine doing it after you Step Up!® or how about delivering a baby in the back of a taxi or elevator, if that's done while Stepping Up!® that kid is going to be able to go through life knowing he was brought into this world by some weirdo in the back of a taxi or elevator who was Stepping Up!®. So what I'm saying is (and should have said in the first place) is I want to hear from you (Dr.Moon points at you), I want to help you Step Up!® because hey! not everyone has the power or the wind goddess inside of them, no wait! wrong program. Not everyone has the power to Step Up!® without some direction (or a check or money order, but we will get to that later).
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4 Comments:

Blogger jago said...

I would glady catch your baby in the back of a taxi cab, but I fear there would be questions. Like: "hey, hold on a second.... Moonman is a guy -- how can he give birth?", and "how did you manage to fit a taxi into this elevator in the first place?", and "do you SWEAR you don't have hidden webcams installed? Cuz if there are, I wasn't here."

Just off the top of my head, those would be my three most pressing concerns, were I to suddenly find myself in a position to catch the kid you were delivering in the back of a taxi/elevator.

Of course, I'm just checking. Doing the requisite research. Never fear, I'm still going to Step Up!®, when the time is right.

1:02 AM  
Blogger dollyllama said...

I Stepped Up!(tm) while feeding my cats this morning. It was a whole new experience. I'm trying to Step Up!(tm) while drinking my coffee, I know the coffee will taste so much better if I can. I'll keep practicing so I can Step Up!(tm) when I mow the lawn, now that will be an accomplishment! :)

4:23 AM  
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