Step 2: Time management

See this sentence you are reading right now, this one, the one with the letters and numbers 2 and bad punctuation. It just took you 5 seconds to read that, maybe longer depending on how fast you can read or if you're stoned (which in that case you should move on to step 4 in the Step Up!® program). Do you realize seconds are just wizzing by, lost forever all because you don't know what to do with them! Well guess what no one knows what to do with time. A lot of people think they do, but they don't. They just mastered something you haven't and that's time management, they are "time management masters". You have to Step Up!® to become a time management master. Now the first thing you need to do to master time management is too buy a day timer, the more expansive the more time you can manage or even better get a "PDA" (that's nerd for electronic time manager or big waste of money). Don't go walking around with a yellow sticky pad or a etch sketch that's not going to do anything but make sense. In the world of time management nothing is sensible, up is down, blue is red, books that tell you how to clean your desk in the most efficient way cast $10.47. When you are managing time there is no time to use reason, you're doing too much stuff you're Stepping Up!®, you're programming your cell phone, you're trying to figure out if your espresso latte crappuccino has soy milk or whole milk in it. Now once you have your "day timer" you have to have stuff to put in it. To do this you will need to know a lot of people, not really know them just get their phone number or email address. When your managing your time you don't have time to build real personal relationships, you just have to get peoples business cards. Oh yeah! You are going too need too get one of those also, if you don't other time management masters won't know what to do with you and they may throw things at you because they will be angered by how you not only wasted your time but also theirs. Once you have all these things you will be on your way to becoming a true Step Up!® time management master but you will be wasting 110% more time and burning 5% less carbs, fat and calories.
Up next!
Step 3 in the Step Up!® program: Healthy eating.