Step 3: Healthy eating Neediness
Well I know I said step 3 was going to be about healthy eating but I Stepped Up!® I came to the realization that I know nothing about healthy eating, hell I'm eating a day old slice of pizza hut pizza as I write this. So because there really should be a step 3 here is it's much better replacement and something I know a hell of a lot about. Neediness!
Are you a needy person? Do you wake up in the morning paralyzed by the fact your mate isn't right there to greet you but is instead at work doing things that don't involve you. Well with the Step Up!® program that no longer needs to be a problem. See most self-help programs tell you to stop being needy, that's bullshit. We at the Step Up!® institute look at neediness in it's true light. We love neediness because we know it will never leave us, it will stick to us like a sock to a t-shirt right out of the dryer. So here is a mantra I want all of you Step Uppers!® to say so you too can reap the benefits of neediness. Step Up!® will get you everything. Ask and ye shall receive. Whine and it shall be delivered unto you. Cling and you will be wrapped in the Saran Wrap of Love. And you people out there who don't feel that need to need that's ok, at the Step Up!® institute we have a data base of needy people. We will match you up using our
RPS matching system insuring you get the person that most fits your wants and needs. Trust us, once you have felt the true warmth that is a needy person you may never recover. So Step Up!® you needy and none needy alike, you need each other!
(restraining order not included)
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Step 4: Grab Bag!
Are you a needy person? Do you wake up in the morning paralyzed by the fact your mate isn't right there to greet you but is instead at work doing things that don't involve you. Well with the Step Up!® program that no longer needs to be a problem. See most self-help programs tell you to stop being needy, that's bullshit. We at the Step Up!® institute look at neediness in it's true light. We love neediness because we know it will never leave us, it will stick to us like a sock to a t-shirt right out of the dryer. So here is a mantra I want all of you Step Uppers!® to say so you too can reap the benefits of neediness. Step Up!® will get you everything. Ask and ye shall receive. Whine and it shall be delivered unto you. Cling and you will be wrapped in the Saran Wrap of Love. And you people out there who don't feel that need to need that's ok, at the Step Up!® institute we have a data base of needy people. We will match you up using our
RPS matching system insuring you get the person that most fits your wants and needs. Trust us, once you have felt the true warmth that is a needy person you may never recover. So Step Up!® you needy and none needy alike, you need each other!
(restraining order not included)
Next Up
Step 4: Grab Bag!
posted by Dr.Moonman at 1:22 PM
4 Comments:
There are truths, and deeper truths, and even exspansive truths (like my PDA).
I'm SteppingUp® so hard I'm goose-SteppingUp®*!!!
*(goose-SteppingUp® not affliated with Nazis or Canada)
LOL! I'm enjoying your step-by-step StepUp!(tm) program!
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