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Wednesday, May 19, 2004

Step Up!: The start of a Psychological revolution.

Did you know that Self Help is a multi gazillion dollar industry? Well it is, at least that's what "We Know it All" polling & census says. So I was bored one day, well I'm bored most days but this day was different, I said too myself hey self! I have a 6th grad edjumacation how hard could this self help crap be. So after many hours of watching Dr. Phil and reading the back cover of Men are from Mars, Woman are from Venus I think I am now a fully qualified Psychotherapists just like Dr. Laura. I call my program Step Up!® because all well crafted self help programs have a hook and that's mine. Has it hooked you yet? It should have, I've said it like a thousand times and I know I'm hooked. Maybe you need to do that if you aren't fully hooked yet. Matter of fact that's the first step in the program. Step 1: Say "I need to Step Up!® a thousand times. Once you've done that you should feel a little better or at least eaten up some time that you should have been using to do something more productive.
That brings us to Step 2: Time management.
Stay tuned for Step 2! in the Step Up® program

3 Comments:

Blogger Nicki said...

Yay!!!! Moonie!!!!! <3
*Scarlette claps furiously

9:22 PM  
Blogger Galoot said...

Welcome to the land of blog, Moondude!

9:53 AM  
Blogger Cyn said...

you are at least 14 times more qualified to be a psychotherapist than dr. laura.

you go.

3:55 PM  

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