Step 7: Indecency

Warning:  Due to new FCC and federal guide lines I have to inform you that this Step Up!® step is rated NC17 for foul language, drug references and nudity. you know, all the good stuff. So if you're offend by any of said stuff don't read this (freewill and all that jazz) Enjoy.
 
 
Dick Cheney did something so hypocritical I'm surprised a bolt of lighting didn't strike him on the spot, which as we all know is the customary thing that happens when baby Jesus cries. On the same day a bill was passed that would allow the FCC to increase the fines they can give to radio and television broadcasters for " indecent content”, Dick Cheney told Sen. Patrick Leahy to " Go fuck himself” or " Fuck off” or " I'm going to kill your fucking dog!” no one is totally sure what he said but it was something along those lines and we think he was on angel dust at the time. Now I'm not mad that Vic. Dick said those things, telling someone to fuck off is our god given right.  But for some reason there are groups of people that feel that god doesn't like the words " fuck” or " tit” or " tit fuck”, which makes no sense because if god made everything why would he make stuff he doesn't like? I for one believe that god loves the word " tit fuck” and uses it on a daily basis. For a while there the U.S.A. was slowly taking the stick out of it's proverbial butt and it was Stepping Up!® but then Janet Jackson decided to weep out her boob and consequently gave every tight wad a big piece of ammo, well not a big  piece, more like a small b sized piece of ammo. Americans Step Up!® what the hell is everyone's problem?! I've come to realize most of the stuff that I find funny or arousing is on the list of things the FCC and the rest of the up tight morons think is " indecent content” and that's really harshing my buzz. So fuck them! I think my opinion should matter just as much as those fucking idiots. So here is a list of stuff I find to be indecent and I feel I should get paid every time I hear or see any of them.
 
Stepped Up!® Indecency List
 
Oprah
Star Jones and her fake marriage to that gay guy
Dr. Phil
Pop music
MTV
The War on anything
George Bush
John Ashcroft
Everyone in politics 
Politics it's self
Fundamentalist
White people who think there is no more racism in America 
The american class system (yes there really is one)
Sitcoms
" Block Buster” movies
Liars (also see George Bush)
The Man
Punch and cookies together
Having my favorite movies re-cut so all the cuss words and naked chicks are taken out
People who define them self by a title like conservative or liberal
All news networks
Realty TV
The System
The Hilton sisters and that other one, Lionel Richie's daughter
Women with no ass
The Fabulous 5 for being the gay Amos and Andy
Redman and Method-man for being the new Amos and Andy
Jay Leno
That show " It's good to be (name of mentally challenged celebrity here)”
Lack of nudity
E! entertainment television
Cribs
Commercials 
Corey Feldman
 
 And that's just to name a few I could go on and on but I have a life unlike pricks like FCC Chairmen Michael Powell who keeps taking away all the cool stuff. So Chairmen Powell please Step Up!® and make the checks payable to " Island backing & trust & fish market” (tax reasons) thank you. 
 
 
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Step 8: The big blue balls step