I Forgot to Step Up! (tm): Me Me list Stepped Up!®

Friday, August 13, 2004

Me Me list Stepped Up!®

This seems like the thing to do but I had to step it up! so I added some Stepped Up!® questions to it so......GO!

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Have you Stepped Up!®?
32. Do you think I could kill someone in the name of Step Up!®?
33. If in the event super space robots were going to take over the world and the only way to save the world was to make a really cute kid cry would I do that?
34. What is my favorite tv show?
35. If you won the lottery and I asked you for a loan but never paid you back would you be mad?
36. Who do you think I think is hotter: mary-kate olsen or ashley olsen?
37. If I could pick one super power what would it be?
38. Will you send topless pictures of your self to byron.n@gmail.com?
39. If no, why not!?
40. Do you love me as much as I love you?
41. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?
42. If I got in a fist fight would I A) fight back B) run away C) pretend I was retarded so the other guy would look like a real jerk and some bigger guy would step in and kick his ass for trying to beat up a mentally handicapped kid?
43. With a rubber band, a ballpoint pen and some gum could I get us out of any situation?
44. Would I ever want to be the President of the United States?
45. Are you still answering these silly questions?
46. Do I annoy you?
47. What do I want more money or love?
48. Would you pay $9.95 per minuet for the Step Up!® sex line even though it will just be migrant works reading the daily news paper?
49. Is this the end of the questions?
50. No this is.

p.s. this is not a step, please stay tuned for a real step!

6 Comments:

Jim said...: 1. Who are you?
Jim
2. Are we friends?
Gay lurvers
3. When and how did we meet?
In chat
4. How have I affected you?
In a good way
5. What do you think of me?
Your funny and you know it
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
Mocking Koma on skype
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
A long time I hope
8. Do you love me?
yeah
9. Do you have a crush on me?
Shush, can't say
10. Would you kiss me?
Yeah, not like that
11. Would you hug me?
yeah
12. Physically, what stands out?
dunno ..Your pants are pointing at me!
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
Hm, I really don't know
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
No, cool as can be
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
Warm and sticky
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
Moonman! guess
17. Am I loveable?
yes
18. How long have you known me?
months
19. Describe me in one word.
Rocks-like-battery-powered-rocking-horse-or-rock
20. What was your first impression?
Funny guy
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
yeah
22. What do you think my weakness is?
Your too nice sometimes, its not a bad thing
23. Do you think I'll get married?
Dunno, you'll just have hot sex I reckon
24. What makes me happy?
your Friends
25. What makes me sad?
Lonliness?
26. What reminds you of me?
MFATGG's
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
Every Mp3 you ever wanted
28. How well do you know me?
Ok, for aslong as I've known you
29. When's the last time you saw me?
Your in chat now
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Nope
31. Have you Stepped Up!®?
Yes!
32. Do you think I could kill someone in the name of Step Up!®?
Yeah!
33. If in the event super space robots were going to take over the world and the only way to save the world was to make a really cute kid cry would I do that?
Probably
34. What is my favorite tv show?
Aqua teen hunger force?
35. If you won the lottery and I asked you for a loan but never paid you back would you be mad?
No, I won the lottery, silly
36. Who do you think I think is hotter: mary-kate olsen or ashley olsen?
There both fucking ugly in my opinion
37. If I could pick one super power what would it be?
X-ray vision, and I know what you'd do with it
38. Will you send topless pictures of your self to byron.n@gmail.com?
No
39. If no, why not!?
I'm male, and I don't do photos
40. Do you love me as much as I love you?
I hope so
41. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?
Alot
42. If I got in a fist fight would I A) fight back B) run away C) pretend I was retarded so the other guy look like a real jerk and some bigger guy would step in and kick his ass for trying to beat up a mentally handicapped kid?
All of the above
43. With a rubber band, a ballpoint pen and some gum could I get us out of any situation?
Yeah, your moon
44. Would I ever want to be the President of the United States?
Yes, fuck GWB, he's a dick
45. Are you still answers these silly questions?
Yes
46. Do I annoy you?
No
47. What do I want more money or love?
Hugs
48. Would you pay $9.95 per minuet for the Step Up!® sex line even though it will just be migrant works reading the daily news paper?
No
49. Is this the end of the questions?
No
50. No this is.
Yeah; 3:25 AM
jayce said...: 1. Who are you?
I am Jayce.
2. Are we friends?
HELL YES HAWT WUZZLE ACTION. Oh, wait. Yes.
3. When and how did we meet?
How the hell am I supposed to remember? That's your job.
4. How have I affected you?
You make every second in your presence as bright as a shiny new penny
5. What do you think of me?
What DON'T I think of you?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
That time when you did the thing with the ping pong balls
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
Forever and ever. Well, until one of us dies. Then it's gonna be pretty damned hard to keep in contact.
8. Do you love me?
Are you serious?! I love you more than roses!
9. Do you have a crush on me?
Psst.. yes :)
10. Would you kiss me?
All over, head to toe. Well maybe not toes, ew, but close.
11. Would you hug me?
Hell yes!
12. Physically, what stands out?
Your pretty eyes and funkalicious hair
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
You're giving and caring and loving
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
You're too cool for school as it is, I dunno if we can handle any more
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
Off the scale, baby
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
King Wuzzler of Wuzzleville the Third
17. Am I loveable?
YES!
18. How long have you known me?
I dunno, I lose track
19. Describe me in one word.
Warmapplepie
20. What was your first impression?
You had time for everyone no matter who they are
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
Yes :)
22. What do you think my weakness is?
You don't realise how utterly fantastic you are and what a wonderful bloke you have been to everyone who has ever met you
23. Do you think I'll get married?
Only if me and you hook up and make babies
24. What makes me happy?
Wuzzles! :)
25. What makes me sad?
No wuzzles :(
26. What reminds you of me?
Wuzzles! But I don't share them with anyone else.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
A big pot o gold and a stack of premium swedish lady porn
28. How well do you know me?
Not well enough
29. When's the last time you saw me?
Like, 2 seconds ago or something
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
Probably, but I keep far too much to myself.
31. Have you Stepped Up!®?
YES! Official Step Up!® Wuzzler!
32. Do you think I could kill someone in the name of Step Up!®?
Yes, and we all would.
33. If in the event super space robots were going to take over the world and the only way to save the world was to make a really cute kid cry would I do that?
Don't you do that anyway?
34. What is my favorite tv show?
Uhm
35. If you won the lottery and I asked you for a loan but never paid you back would you be mad?
No, because I'd give it to you before you asked for a loan
36. Who do you think I think is hotter: mary-kate olsen or ashley olsen?
The one without the eating disorder. Mary Ashley or whatever.
37. If I could pick one super power what would it be?
The power to wuzzle over an infinite distance with no wuzzle lag
38. Will you send topless pictures of your self to byron.n@gmail.com?
Already have, did you not get them?
39. If no, why not!?
I already said, I did!
40. Do you love me as much as I love you?
I love you more. NO, I LOVE YOU MORE.
41. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?
Too many, I tried and got dirt between my teeth
42. If I got in a fist fight would I A) fight back B) run away C) pretend I was retarded so the other guy look like a real jerk and some bigger guy would step in and kick his ass for trying to beat up a mentally handicapped kid?
C
43. With a rubber band, a ballpoint pen and some gum could I get us out of any situation?
Of course
44. Would I ever want to be the President of the United States?
Yes, so you could spread the Step Up!® word in a presidential manner, beamed into television sets around the US, warping the minds of the children.
45. Are you still answers these silly questions?
Answers? Or answering? You need better england. Ask Jim if you can have some of his.
46. Do I annoy you?
No way Jose
47. What do I want more money or love?
Lovely money
48. Would you pay $9.95 per minuet for the Step Up!® sex line even though it will just be migrant works reading the daily news paper?
Hell yes, if it supports my Moonie I'm all for it
49. Is this the end of the questions?
No
50. No this is.
Yes; 3:27 AM
Heather said...: 1. Who are you?---[heather]
2. Are we friends?---[yes, though you stood me up in Seattle, but you weren't the first to stand me up on the West Coast, so you're cool]
3. When and how did we meet?---[Some randy little New Zealander introduced us, where the fuck is he anyway?]
4. How have I affected you? ---[You make me feel pretty]
5. What do you think of me?---[The genius equivalent of Keanu Reeves]
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?---[#w1kpointythings]
7. How long do you think we will be friends?---[Until one of us loses our internet connection]
8. Do you love me?---[How could I not?]
9. Do you have a crush on me?---[Yes, an orange crush]
10. Would you kiss me?---[Definitely]
11. Would you hug me?---[No, only kissing]
12. Physically, what stands out?---[Your absence, oh wait, your blue eyes]
13. Emotionally, what stands out?---[You're the best sport I know]
14. Do you wish I was cooler?---[You need an air conditioner?]
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?---[pi times infinity]
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.---[Moonie, cuz it's like Moonman, but cute and girly like]
17. Am I loveable?---[You define the word]
18. How long have you known me?---[Over a year, cripes, that long and you've never sent me money?]
19. Describe me in one word.---[Crunchberry]
20. What was your first impression?---[ASS_SHOW]
21. Do you still think that way about me now? ---[Obviously]
22. What do you think my weakness is?---[you're too nice]
23. Do you think I'll get married?---[If there are smart women out there, yes]
24. What makes me happy?---[Butterfingers and Lawrence Welk]
25. What makes me sad?---[Milkyways and Conan O'Brien]
26. What reminds you of me?---[Almond Joy and Hanna Barbera}
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?---[A noogie]
28. How well do you know me?---[Not well enough]
29. When's the last time you saw me?---[Never]
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?---[Yes, but I can't tell you]
31. Have you Stepped Up!®?---[I Stepped Up® so much I goose-Stepped Up®]
32. Do you think I could kill someone in the name of Step Up!®?---[You already have]
33. If in the event super space robots were going to take over the world and the only way to save the world was to make a really cute kid cry would I do that?---[Yes, practice for it]
34. What is my favorite tv show?---[BJ and the Bear]
35. If you won the lottery and I asked you for a loan but never paid you back would you be mad?---[no, but I would have slipped you the play money from a Life game anyway]
36. Who do you think I think is hotter: mary-kate olsen or ashley olsen?---[Who are they?]
37. If I could pick one super power what would it be?---[Russia]
38. Will you send topless pictures of your self to byron.n@gmail.com?---[What? Without my head? Weirdo!]
39. If no, why not!?---[What? Without my head? Weirdo!]
40. Do you love me as much as I love you?---[Possibly]
41. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?---[Who's tongue are we talking about?]
42. If I got in a fist fight would I A) fight back B) run away C) pretend I was retarded so the other guy would look like a real jerk and some bigger guy would step in and kick his ass for trying to beat up a mentally handicapped kid?---[C]
43. With a rubber band, a ballpoint pen and some gum could I get us out of any situation?---[Every situation except those library fines]
44. Would I ever want to be the President of the United States?---[No]
45. Are you still answering these silly questions?---[No, it's my bot]
46. Do I annoy you?---[No, it's my bot]
47. What do I want more money or love? ---[No, it's my bot]
48. Would you pay $9.95 per minuet for the Step Up!® sex line even though it will just be migrant works reading the daily news paper?---[What the hell is a minuet? How many sonatas in one of those?]
49. Is this the end of the questions?---[No, it's by mot.]
50. No this is.---[No, it's,,,,,,,mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:::REBOOT::]; 5:38 AM
Anonymous said...: . Who are you? (notgm)
2. Are we friends? (you tell me, mister.)
3. When and how did we meet? (IRC, worth stylee)
4. How have I affected you? (inspired an attempt at music streaming.)
5. What do you think of me? (errr, splunge?)
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? (that one time you did that one thing with the stuff)
7. How long do you think we will be friends? (until we're both not.)
8. Do you love me? (i wouldn't call it love.)
9. Do you have a crush on me? (no)
10. Would you kiss me? (no)
11. Would you hug me? (i don't hug anyone)
12. Physically, what stands out? (i've only ever seen your face, so...your face.)
13. Emotionally, what stands out? (your excitement at my ideas of music streaming)
14. Do you wish I was cooler? (certainly not.)
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? (trout)
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. (t-bone. it's my old nickname, and i'm not using it anymore.)
17. Am I loveable? (i couldn't tell you, i'm a fighter, not a lover)
18. How long have you known me? (a year? several months?)
19. Describe me in one word. (steppedup)
20. What was your first impression? (enthusiasm)
21. Do you still think that way about me now? (yep)
22. What do you think my weakness is? (the color green)
23. Do you think I'll get married? (i never thought i would, but somehow it happened)

this is as far as i got, and then the whistle-bird shouted that it was time to go home. i'll get there when i get there, so there ain't no need to push.

-not; 3:35 PM
Sliquid said...: 1. Who are you?
[jerry wayne]
2. Are we friends?
[i certainly hope so]
3. When and how did we meet?
[#worth1000 back when it was the only chat room]
4. How have I affected you?
[you taught me how to Step Up!®]
5. What do you think of me?
[i think you're keen]
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
[when you told that story about that girl that one time]
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
[until internet is illegal]
8. Do you love me?
[i love you... like a brother!]
9. Do you have a crush on me?
[i would, but my wife won't let me.]
10. Would you kiss me?
[only if you saved my life, and even then it's a maybe]
11. Would you hug me?
[sure]
12. Physically, what stands out?
[your face when you were on the webcam]
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
[your unquenched thirst for people to Step Up!®]
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
[if you were any cooler, you'd be ICE COLD.]
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
[i'd say 7.5, but if i was a girl, um, maybe a 9]
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
[moonish. no reason.]
17. Am I loveable?
[yup]
18. How long have you known me?
[coming up on 2 years]
19. Describe me in one word.
[exciteable (and i may have speeled that wrong.)]
20. What was your first impression?
[hey, that guy's cool]
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
[yup]
22. What do you think my weakness is?
[wine and women and song and such]
23. Do you think I'll get married?
[only if you want to.]
24. What makes me happy?
[why are you asking me?]
25. What makes me sad?
[see #24 above]
26. What reminds you of me?
[well for starters, the moon.]
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
[a job as a radio dj]
28. How well do you know me?
[it's tough to say, considering i only know you on the internet.. you could be a 90 year old grandmother of midgets for all i know.]
29. When's the last time you saw me?
[when you posted your picture in teh post-your-picture thread]
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
[there was this one thing once where you weren't in chat, but then you joined the channel and i told you, and all was well.]
31. Have you Stepped Up!®?
[ab-so-freakin-lutely]
32. Do you think I could kill someone in the name of Step Up!®?
[you mean you haven't yet??]
33. If in the event super space robots were going to take over the world and the only way to save the world was to make a really cute kid cry would I do that?
[who wouldn't?]
34. What is my favorite tv show?
[if it's not HBO's "Entourage" then it should be.]
35. If you won the lottery and I asked you for a loan but never paid you back would you be mad?
[no.]
36. Who do you think I think is hotter: mary-kate olsen or ashley olsen?
[i think they're a bit young for me.]
37. If I could pick one super power what would it be?
[you would pick the power of voodoo]
38. Will you send topless pictures of your self to byron.n@gmail.com?
[no]
39. If no, why not!?
[you'd be disappointed]
40. Do you love me as much as I love you?
[how much do you love me?]
41. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?
[a-one... a-two... a-three--crunch!!!... three.]
42. If I got in a fist fight would I A) fight back B) run away C) pretend I was retarded so the other guy would look like a real jerk and some bigger guy would step in and kick his ass for trying to beat up a mentally handicapped kid?
[c]
43. With a rubber band, a ballpoint pen and some gum could I get us out of any situation?
[only if you remember the episode where macgyver did it.]
44. Would I ever want to be the President of the United States?
[two words: Lincoln Bedroom]
45. Are you still answering these silly questions?
[yes. *sigh*]
46. Do I annoy you?
[not at all]
47. What do I want more money or love?
[equal and dubious amounts of both.]
48. Would you pay $9.95 per minuet for the Step Up!® sex line even though it will just be migrant works reading the daily news paper?
[my wife would kill me]
49. Is this the end of the questions?
[i think so.]
50. No this is.
[aw, balls.]; 5:40 PM
anu said...: 1. Who are you?
- rubbie.
2. Are we friends?
- I have sworn undying love for you, remember?
3. When and how did we meet?
- Well, we haven't met irl, but we've met in chat.
4. How have I affected you?
- You have touched me. In my dirty place.
5. What do you think of me?
- I'm not that good at that thinking stuff :/
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
- You being nice to me, resizing my avatar and stuff
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
- Hopefully a long time.
8. Do you love me?
- Of course, silly.
9. Do you have a crush on me?
- I don't see a reason someone wouldn't.
10. Would you kiss me?
- Yes. Then again, I'd kiss anyone for a dime and some candy.
11. Would you hug me?
- I most certainly would.
12. Physically, what stands out?
- You trying to make me say something dirty?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
- Penis. Oops.
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
- How could you be any cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
- 12½.
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
- mooneybum. It sounds cool.
17. Am I loveable?
- Yes, you are, you snugglebug.
18. How long have you known me?
- Umm.. Lemme think.. I'm guessing about a month.
19. Describe me in one word.
- Booby.
20. What was your first impression?
- That you had most certainly Stepped Up! t I didn't know what that meant.
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
- buYeah, except now I have a vague idea about what Stepping Up! means.
22. What do you think my weakness is?
- You don't have any weaknesses. Except that you don't like sunshine and I don't realy know if that's a weakness or not.
23. Do you think I'll get married?
- How should I know?
24. What makes me happy?
- Stepping Up!
25. What makes me sad?
- When people don't Step Up!
26. What reminds you of me?
- When someone mentions Seattle, I always remember you.
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
- A honey-munching bumblebee. One can never have too many of those.
28. How well do you know me?
- Not too well, I'm afraid.
29. When's the last time you saw me?
- I have never seen you.
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
- Not that I can remember.
31. Have you Stepped Up!®?
- Once I have completely figured out wtf that means, I will.
32. Do you think I could kill someone in the name of Step Up!®?
- I wouldn't really wonder. You're a dedicated man. And that's the way it should be.
33. If in the event super space robots were going to take over the world and the only way to save the world was to make a really cute kid cry would I do that?
- I think you'd enjoy doing that. I know I would.
34. What is my favorite tv show?
- I don't know.
35. If you won the lottery and I asked you for a loan but never paid you back would you be mad?
- A wee bit, maybe.
36. Who do you think I think is hotter: mary-kate olsen or ashley olsen?
- They look the same. I think you'd choose neither. But I might as well be wrong about that one.
37. If I could pick one super power what would it be?
- Being able to make the whole world Step Up!
38. Will you send topless pictures of your self to byron.n@gmail.com?
- If you ask really nicely.
39. If no, why not!?
- Waffles.
40. Do you love me as much as I love you?
- More.
41. How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?
- 42.
42. If I got in a fist fight would I A) fight back B) run away C) pretend I was retarded so the other guy would look like a real jerk and some bigger guy would step in and kick his ass for trying to beat up a mentally handicapped kid?
- C. And I'd be the bigger guy.
43. With a rubber band, a ballpoint pen and some gum could I get us out of any situation?
- Hey, I've heard you can make machine guns out of cheese. Yes.
44. Would I ever want to be the President of the United States?
- No, you'd be the President of Stepped Up! States.
45. Are you still answering these silly questions?
- Apparently I am. Are you still reading my answers?
46. Do I annoy you?
- No, you don't.
47. What do I want more money or love?
- Money?
48. Would you pay $9.95 per minuet for the Step Up!® sex line even though it will just be migrant works reading the daily news paper?
- It sounds so hawt, I'd pay 19.95/minute.
49. Is this the end of the questions?
- Doesn't look that way.
50. No this is.
- Yeah, right. You're just fooling me.

Crap.; 6:59 PM