I Forgot to Step Up! (tm): BREAKING NEWS!!! Step Up!® has Stepped Up!®

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I want to be anarchy
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

Dr. Moonman gives you 5 reasons why you need to Step Up!®

Step Up!® will change your life...no really, I'm not joking!

Step Up!® will make you grow hair in places that matter!

Step Up!® will increase girth but not length!

Step Up!® wont get you a super model girlfriend but it will make you
feel like you can!

Step Up!® is the best part of waking up!

5.1

Step Up!® is like having big perky breasts!

Step Up!® is pants optional!

5 and a third

Step Up!® batteries included!

5 and some pie

Step Up!® it's where problems solve you!

5 is alive!

Step Up!® now with 50% more sugar!!!!

5.8675309

Step Up!® ... you can't touch this!

5iiv

Step Up!® makes fun of dumb people by accident!

5 paragraphB SSc

Step Up!® wont smite you!

5 hole

Step Up!® is like eatting all 31 flavors at baskin robbins at the same time!!!

v5.03

Step Up!® likes it rough!

Previous Steps

Tuesday, September 14, 2004

BREAKING NEWS!!! Step Up!® has Stepped Up!®

Thanks to HBOMB!

notice anything different? Well you can thank Hbomb for are new digs. That means now we can not only Step Up!® but Step Up!® in style.

And now for the official dubbing of the awesome title. (me clears my throat)

I Dr Moonman Founder of the Step Up!® institute and all around cool dude here by grant the honorary title and super awesome privilege of Professor of Step Up!® style and word mastery. HOORAA!

3 Comments:

Heather said...: w00t!

where's my company credit card?; 3:29 PM
Jim said...: Fact: hbomb rocks.
Fact: moonman does too.
Fact: OMFORANGE! yummy <3:)<3

(Man in tinfoil hat with a teste-chin); 3:34 PM
iZ said...: LMAO and I don't know why!; 5:08 PM

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