Step 12: Turn That Stereotype Up To 11

I love stereotypes because most of them are outrageous and no person with any common sense would think of them as being true. Yet a large majority of people not only believe them, they love telling everyone around them reasons why they are true, "well you see the black is a superior athlete because they got an extra bone in their ankle, here look at this chart I got off totallyfuckingbullshitinfo.org that proves it." But I think my favorite of all stereotypes is that all Americans are fat and lazy and all we do is eat McDonalds and sit on our ass's watching TV. I'm a good example of this stereotype, but I am a minority! I have yet to see the army of lazy Big Mac munching couch potatoes the rest of the world, mostly Europeans, say we are. Now I like this stereotype so much because it's not even close to being true, but it's being told to us so much that even we Americans believe it! God bless the herd. Amen. Now sure there are a lot of fat people in America, but are we really the fattest nation? Are we really as lazy as the rest of the world is saying? Well I was going to search for some stats and stuff to prove we aren't lazy but I didn't want to look for any and just figured it would be easier if I made my own. SO! Here are some cold hard facts showing Americans are awesome and all you United States haters should chill.



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As you can see from the Stepped Up!® Pie Chart above, America is not at all lazy and the rest of the world is lacking in something.

So what we need to do is fix these national misconceptions. How will we do that? Well by making new ones to replace them. Because we all know how Americans have super short attention spans! You didn't know that? Well they do and they are all of below