I Forgot to Step Up! (tm): Honoring Greatness Step Up!® Style: Ashlee Simpson

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Monday, April 18, 2005

Honoring Greatness Step Up!® Style: Ashlee Simpson

Ashlee Simpson, one of the most pure souls on this planet made a mistake; well really her parents made the mistake.

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Ashlee Simpson was tricked! Yes that's better. She was tricked into thinking she had talent. Driven both by her parents and her blind insanity to live up to her almost god like sister Jessica Simpson.

Who by law has to wear a helmet at least 75% of everyday.

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Now this type of pressure would kill most normal people, but because Ashlee is such an unbelievable person and personal friends with baby Jesus, she is able to grin & bare it.

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If only we all could learn from Ashlee and her greatness. Maybe the world would truly be a better place
just like that song by Ashlee intitled
"Love Make The World Go Around".

Nothing more true has ever been said.

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Ashlee Simpson we salute yee!

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