I Forgot to Step Up! (tm): Step Up! ® The One-Year Anniversary

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Dr. Moonman gives you 5 reasons why you need to Step Up!®

Step Up!® will change your life...no really, I'm not joking!

Step Up!® will make you grow hair in places that matter!

Step Up!® will increase girth but not length!

Step Up!® wont get you a super model girlfriend but it will make you
feel like you can!

Step Up!® is the best part of waking up!

5.1

Step Up!® is like having big perky breasts!

Step Up!® is pants optional!

5 and a third

Step Up!® batteries included!

5 and some pie

Step Up!® it's where problems solve you!

5 is alive!

Step Up!® now with 50% more sugar!!!!

5.8675309

Step Up!® ... you can't touch this!

5iiv

Step Up!® makes fun of dumb people by accident!

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Step Up!® wont smite you!

5 hole

Step Up!® is like eatting all 31 flavors at baskin robbins at the same time!!!

v5.03

Step Up!® likes it rough!

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Thursday, May 19, 2005

Step Up! ® The One-Year Anniversary

One year ago today I brought to the world Step Up!® A Psychological revolution.

It was world changing and it changed a lot of worlds. Along with the worlds changing, it also changed a lot of people and rocks and trees and stuff. By this happening everything that Step Up!® touched got ass kicking hobo better! I've been thinking a lot about what the
Anniversary post for Step Up!® should be, and after many sleepless nights (actually I just realized today was the One-Year Anniversary and am making this shit up as I go along) I have come to realizes it's not me that should tell you how Step Up!® made your life better, but you!

SO!

I want everyone who has been touched by Step Up!® in a totally awesome way to comment on this here post and tell me how Step Up!® made you or your pet fish a better fing.

LONG LIVE STEP UP!®

Also I swear to dog there better be more then two comments!!!...I don't care if it's spam.

6 Comments:

Meggie said...: I used to cry at night and wet the bed. Then I Stepped Up some time last year, and now I don't cry near as much! Thanks, Dr.Moonman, for helping me to Step Up!; 1:39 PM
Anonymous said...: There was this horrible thing happening to me every month. I'd get weird tummyaches and for no apparent reason my underpants would get soaked in blood. Every time it happened I would pray for it to go away, and eventually it did, but then it would come back! This plagued me for years and then one day I Stepped Up. My husband noticed right away and was very affectionate, and now I havent had bloody panties for months! THANKS DR. MOONMAN!!!!!; 11:16 PM
Chrispy Fried Pork said...: AND HERE COMES THE RELIEF PORK PITCHER BRINGING THESE POST ABOVE QUOTA!!

HOT ASS SLAPPIN DELICIOUS!

Thanks B!; 1:37 AM
Sliquid said...: Stepping Up!® alongside Dr. Moonman is no easy feat.

It was Arbys, somewhere between Utah and Colorado. A few people gathered a few feet away from the counter. I took the initiative and Stepped Up!® to the counter to place my order.

When everyone fell in line behind me, I realized that I had mastered the art of Step Up!®; 3:29 PM
meowza said...: i once put my penis in between my mattress and box spring and the mattress was heavy
that was totally worse than stepping upping; 11:27 PM
Roy Naka said...: Your blog is excellent - keep it up! Don't miss visiting this site about grooming pet; 11:56 AM

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