I Forgot to Step Up! (tm): Haphazard Hypothesis

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Friday, July 22, 2005

Haphazard Hypothesis

I want too send balloons that say "get well soon" to every morgue in the world, because I bet morticians would get a kick out of that.

Somefing Fudged Up...please stand by

Do you like my ankles?...Oh yes I do.

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