I Forgot to Step Up! (tm)

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I want to be anarchy
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

Dr. Moonman gives you 5 reasons why you need to Step Up!®

Step Up!® will change your life...no really, I'm not joking!

Step Up!® will make you grow hair in places that matter!

Step Up!® will increase girth but not length!

Step Up!® wont get you a super model girlfriend but it will make you
feel like you can!

Step Up!® is the best part of waking up!

5.1

Step Up!® is like having big perky breasts!

Step Up!® is pants optional!

5 and a third

Step Up!® batteries included!

5 and some pie

Step Up!® it's where problems solve you!

5 is alive!

Step Up!® now with 50% more sugar!!!!

5.8675309

Step Up!® ... you can't touch this!

5iiv

Step Up!® makes fun of dumb people by accident!

5 paragraphB SSc

Step Up!® wont smite you!

5 hole

Step Up!® is like eatting all 31 flavors at baskin robbins at the same time!!!

v5.03

Step Up!® likes it rough!

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"I used to hang around the bottom layer of hell, chomping on Judas Iscariot - who never showered btw, but now that I've Stepped Up!®, I'm cavorting with adulterers and theives. Thanks Dr. Moonman, you're my saviour."

-satan