Dr. Moonman gives you 5 reasons why you need to Step Up!® |
Step Up!® will change your life...no really, I'm not joking! |
Step Up!® will make you grow hair in places that matter! |
Step Up!® will increase girth but not length! |
Step Up!® wont get you a super model girlfriend but it will make you
feel like you can! |
Step Up!® is the best part of waking up! |
Step Up!® is like having big perky breasts! |
Step Up!® is pants optional! |
Step Up!® batteries included! |
Step Up!® it's where problems solve you! |
Step Up!® now with 50% more sugar!!!! |
Step Up!® ... you can't touch this! |
Step Up!® makes fun of dumb people by accident! |
Step Up!® wont smite you! |
Step Up!® is like eatting all 31 flavors at baskin robbins at the same time!!! |
Step Up!® likes it rough! |
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Founder of Step Up!®
Dr. Moonman
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Hear from people who Step Up!® |
"I used to hang around the bottom layer of hell, chomping on Judas Iscariot - who never showered btw, but now that I've Stepped Up!®, I'm cavorting with adulterers and theives. Thanks Dr. Moonman, you're my saviour."
-satan |
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"...I am strangely attracted to ... you ... will call ... now."
-foo |
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"I'm just a baby and can't even walk yet, but I've Stepped Up!®"
-a baby |
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Learn more about the Founder of Step Up!®
Dr. Moonman |
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Co-founder of the
Step Up!® institute Prof. Kitten mistress of the night! |
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Manager of Marketing and big lunch bills at the
Step Up!® institute Prof. Bomberella stylist and and word master! |
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People who have
Stepped Up!® |
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People who need too
Step Up!® |
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Sites that have Stepped Up!® |
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People who will never Step Up!® |
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Aunt Beatrice's Ice Cream
It's one hell of a Stepped Up!® forum
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