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I want to be anarchy
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker and Tits

 
Dr. Moonman gives you 5 reasons why you need to Step Up!®
1
Step Up!® will change your life...no really, I'm not joking!
2
Step Up!® will make you grow hair in places that matter!
3
Step Up!® will increase girth but not length!
4
Step Up!® wont get you a super model girlfriend but it will make you
feel like you can!
5
Step Up!® is the best part of waking up!
5.1
Step Up!® is like having big perky breasts!
5a
Step Up!® is pants optional!
5 and a third
Step Up!® batteries included!
5 and some pie
Step Up!® it's where problems solve you!
5 is alive!
Step Up!® now with 50% more sugar!!!!
5.8675309
Step Up!® ... you can't touch this!
5iiv
Step Up!® makes fun of dumb people by accident!
5 paragraphB SSc
Step Up!® wont smite you!
5 hole
Step Up!® is like eatting all 31 flavors at baskin robbins at the same time!!!
v5.03
Step Up!® likes it rough!
 
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Hear from people who Step Up!®

"I used to hang around the bottom layer of hell, chomping on Judas Iscariot - who never showered btw, but now that I've Stepped Up!®, I'm cavorting with adulterers and theives. Thanks Dr. Moonman, you're my saviour."

-satan

 

"...I am strangely attracted to ... you ... will call ... now."

-foo

 

"I'm just a baby and can't even walk yet, but I've Stepped Up!®"

-a baby

 
Learn more about the Founder of
Step Up!®
Dr. Moonman
 
Co-founder of the
Step Up!® institute
Prof. Kitten mistress of the night!
 
Manager of Marketing and big lunch bills at the
Step Up!® institute
Prof. Bomberella stylist and and word master!
 
People who have
Stepped Up!®
People who need too
Step Up!®
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People who will never
Step Up!®
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It's one hell of a Stepped Up!® forum
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